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sparkwolf:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “”I LIKE THIS PEN. THE INK WRITES SO SMOOTHLY.” CUSTOMER ATTEMPTS TO STEAL SAID PEN.”

Bottom Text: “OH NO YOU DON’T, ASSBASKET. I BROUGHT THAT PEN FROM HOME.”]

One of the worst things to do to a cashier? Attempt to steal their pen. D: Especially on a busy day.

ASSBASKET

ASSBASKET

I had a coworker actually chase a guy about two blocks for a pen. She bolted out the front and we were like ‘oh shit somebody dipped out on their check’ and then she came in panting like two minutes later yelling ‘I got it!’ and did this little leap of joy thing with the pen in the air. Everybody had the exact same wtf look on their face. She was one badass girly. Fuck people that steal pens. One day they’re getting tackled by Allison.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Thomas Simonetti Nesconset, Ny

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Authentic-Arts-Tattoo/223102921105195?ref=ts

I couldn’t help myself, I had to reblog this. It’s pretty much too awesome for words.

Gotta love saints row… I like the billboard that says something along the lines of ‘a better you, a curvier you, a sluttier you’

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littlefroggies:

rendigo:

timelordsandkittens:

mizpollard:

this is pretty important and day-improving.

Reblogging this because of reasons.

never not reblog etc etc

“LET ME IN, I NEED TO LOVE YOU IMMEDIATELY!”

I can’t stop watching this. My manager is yelling at me but I can’t stop

Unfortunately things like this sometimes go horribly wrong and then I end up as the one getting pwned.

Sometimes I like to just throw on my dinosaur foot pajamas (onesies?) and just walk out onto the ocean and pwn some sharks.

holy shit all i could think when i read this was ‘they should make a video game of this’. this is why science is way more awesome than god. badass x infinity.

physicsphysics:

Scientists Create Star Matter In California

“You’re looking at the heart of the most powerful X-Ray laser machine ever created by humans, billions of times stronger than anything before it. It’s the Linac Coherent Light Source and it has made something that nobody has made before in this planet: the kind of matter that you can only find in the heart of stars and giant planets.

US Department of Energy’s scientists at the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory fired the LCLS at a small cube of aluminum only one-thousandth of a centimeter (0.00039 inches) on a side. As the X-Ray rapid-fire laser pulses converged on the aluminum, it created a superhot solid plasma burning at 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit (two million degrees Celsius).

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In the image above you can see the Linac Coherent Light Source SXR experimental chamber. In the center there’s the container for the aluminum cube that gets converted into the solid plasma.”

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this cat is a boss yo

haha ‘i used to be an adventurer like you… until i took an arrow to the knee’. the first time a guard told me that in skyrim i had an arrow stuck in my head. it was total badassery at its finest. gotta love elder scrolls yo

gamefreaksnz:

Adventure…Time Enough at Last

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That’s not really my hair. Also, I’m not actually that color.

Better watch yourself… I’ll snipe you if you don’t. Oh I went there alright.